Jack-in-the-Box did the catering, along with Cut- Rate Likkers.My Mom ran around like a chicken with its head chopped off, shouting, "Isn't it wonderful? I'm so happy!" to no one in particular. My Pop stood in a corner, getting stiff-ass drunk, his face kind of olive green. Mr. Himmler, the land baron, was a squat barrel of a man in an orange and blue plaid sports coat, maroon bell-bottom slacks, white leather shoes with lots of tiny pin holes in them. For a wedding present he gave us a five bedroom, split level home over in the creek development. Mrs. Himmler looked like the mummy unwrapped. Pasty pale face, hideous auburn flip wig. The only time a life-like expression came over her sour puss was when her hubby jumped up on the buffet banquet table, and started singing "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" while dancing and making his toupee swivel round and round on his head. The expression was one of pure horror.About half way through the actual ceremony, the L.S.D. tab I'd taken for a pick-me-up. I tried for a few minutes but I just was pumping air with my tiny peepee. Then I moved my body down a little and my peepee started rubbing against the inside of her right thigh. It felt so good I started humping it and after 30 seconds or so my tiny peepee squirted a load of cum all over her thigh and the bedsheets. Well, she threw a hissy fit – all upset and angry that I didn’t "de-flower" her and that I had made a mess on her thigh and on a small area of the fresh bedsheet. In between sobbing and screaming she made me get a wet towel and clean up her thigh and damp bedsheet. Then she switched sides on the bed and made me lie on the still damp bedsheet. I didn’t know what to do and apologized profusely to her with tears running down my eyes. I promised her I would “satisfy” her in the morning !PS I never did consummate our marriage – as I "discovered" my peepee was too tiny to penetrate her tight cunt and she wouldn’t let me try “alternative” sexual positions. We spent the six.
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